God on a stick 

God on a stick is referring to Christ on the cross or crucifixes.

I don't know why y'all got to steal Yule and Saturnalia from the pagans. Wouldn't it be better to celebrate your god on a stick during the state fair?

God on a stick by Bittewow November 27, 2018

On baby god

I’m gonna be honest I don’t even know what this means I just know it means there’s a lot of truth going on

“Guy you got dents in your head”
“On baby god”

On baby god by Sooooophia February 7, 2022

God on a Go-Kart 

Expression used to show surprise or disgust, possibly even disbelief. Originally hailing from the more frequented term 'Christ on a bicycle.' Now however has been scientifically proven that god mastered the art of wheel turning from a go-kart his bad fiddling uncle Tommy gave him.

Have you heard, Moreen is becoming a man? What you mean Moreen from accounting, God on a go-kart!

God on a Go-Kart by Captain Stabber. December 15, 2009

God on a stick 

Not blasphemous enough to compare something you love to God himself? Then compare it to a piece of God on a stick! Not as good as God but close indeed!

"I just defeated the armies of Satan! That's totally God on a stick!"

God on a stick by Derek the Archbishop of Canterbury July 3, 2005

On the God

An accidental variant of 'on God' used by certain individuals after being confronted for talking to children

Creep: "Yo, on the God, are y'all boutta jump me?"
Catcher: "Nah nah, we were just walking… ofc we're gonna jump you!"

On the God by error_crusader8 June 5, 2026

talent on loan from God 

What Rush Limbaugh claimed to possess. Which says everything anyone will ever need, or want, to know about him.

"I have talent on loan from God."

talent on loan from God by Monkey's Dad February 17, 2021

when god shits on your life 

1. when things seem good, and then something depressing or horrible happens and you think "why me?" and feel like nothing on earth can make things ok.

1. when god shits on your life, take a shower and get back on your feet

when god shits on your life by philip nader April 22, 2008