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Cock-amole on her Face-adilla

To place one's seed on a woman's face.

I'd totally unload my cock-amole on her face-adilla.

by Peter? January 15, 2009

sucking on the devils cock

when alcohol from many different sources is mixed into one drink, resulting in something that tastes like ass but fucks you up.

Johnny could not empty one particular bottle, so he began sucking on the devils cock instead.

by T mon3y December 1, 2010

on ramp for cock

When a man grows a thin strip of hair from his bottom lip to the bottom of his chin.

Hey Bryan... time to trim your on ramp for cock.

by foofykitty August 16, 2006

how ya gettin on me o cock

how are you doing

Guy #1: how ya gettin on me o cock
Guy # 2: not bad

by Brad Bath January 31, 2009

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace

The start of the second verse of "At A Medium Pace" by Adam Sandler

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face

Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace

Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 15, 2022