Squeeze one off

Male masturbation, generally when not at home.

"Lastnight at my mother in laws house, the meatloaf was so good I had to go to the restroom and squeeze one off"

by ChuckU.Farley November 08, 2008

Squirt one off

Squirting off a load, the completion point of masturbation

After watching a porno , Jon ducked into the bathroom to squirt one off.

by montyl January 22, 2010

thug one off

slang for masturbating

"Dude, I just saw the finest girl. Def need to go thug one off."

by KaityB April 23, 2006

One off the top

To masturbate vigourously; to pull ones pudding, bash the bishop, help Kojak put on his polo neck sweater, choke the chicken, load the single barrelled yoghurt launcher, or knock one out!

"That new girl in Accounts gave me one off the top in the back of the cab last night! It was superb!"

by RTR. September 04, 2008

Break one off

When a man ejaculates

"Man I would love to break one off in that chick!"

"If anyone needs me I will be in the bathroom breaking one off."

by Dekman August 26, 2006

knock one off

To have sex or at least reach orgasm in a restricted amount of time.

When I wake up in the morning the gf and me knock one off before I go to work.

by gerf June 05, 2004

Crank one off

Masterbate.

I'm so horny! I'm going to "crank one off"later.

by Dirty dancer October 14, 2017