oblivious hetero

A straight person who is clueless when it comes to anything homosexual

“Did you see those boys sitting together?”
Oblivious hetero- “ah yes, best friends and roommates”

by Z95.1 April 20, 2021

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Obliviant

The act of calling oblivious while being oblivious; not being able to being ablundent

In the football lockeroom, Jonas called Liam obliviant.

by Ablundent September 23, 2023

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It's when you become so dumb that your intelligence is comparable to Oblivion3789 on youtube. The main purpose of this word is to describe a person becoming dumber and dumber. Also it can be used as an insult.

This man suffers of "Obliviation" , so he is becoming dumb. This man is "Oblivion".

by WhoAskedButCallMeLiam August 17, 2022

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Obliviation diet

When you are so off your tits you will put anything in your gob.

Jackie "Urrgh crap, I feel so sick this morning"

Jude "That's no surprise dear, given your Obliviation diet last night. You were so wasted you munched your way through five bags of pork scratchings, a half-eaten kebab off the street, a used napkin, a random fella's cock on the bus on the way home and a tub of Vaseline"

by laurab193 June 1, 2011

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selective obliviousness

Having the mental capacity to understand something that's painfully obvious to anybody else and/or has overwhelming and undeniable evidence, but deliberately ignoring it for any number of reasons. Compare willful ignorance.

Jean was presented with mountains of evidence that her husband was cheating on her, and more-or-less covered her ears and went "LALALALALA." I swear, she's engaging in selective obliviousness.

by Intelligence001 April 1, 2022

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