Luge to Oblivion

When you have something very potent generally alcoholic or narcotic that hits you so hard there is no coming back and before you know it its the next day you have a hangover from hell and smell like a dumpster. It can be after a few other drinks and Tequila slammers seem like a good idea or that first drink of a Gin Martini on an empty stomach but its the feeling of inability to recover regardless of if you stop drinking that tells you that you have stepped onto the luge and are going head-first to Oblivion.

'We all had four mezcal slammers and that was the start of the luge to oblivion.'
'I remember trying that weird cigarette and then I must have stepped on the luge to oblivion as its all a blank.'

by Frandango April 17, 2021

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beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.

Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"

by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020

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