Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.

Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!

by RachRiot July 18, 2011

Offspring

Offspring are the greatest band ever, their older stuff is def better, smash being the best album n ixnay on the hombre rocks too.

Drivers r rude, such attitudes, but when i show my piece, complaints cease, something's odd, i feel like i'm god, you stupid dumbshit godam motherfucker - Bad Habit

by dEnIaLrEvIsItEd February 22, 2005

offside

To take something too far

To cross the line

You can't just walk up to someone and punch them in the face man , that's offside.

Did you just walk up to that broadand grab her, You're offside.

Did you see Yanni, man he's offside.

by thescoop March 5, 2006

Male Offspring of a Female Canine

A polite way to say Son of A Bitch

He's a male offspring of a female canine.

by BEKBEK January 17, 2009

The Offsiders

It is a band, consisting of 3 people. Jerry, Jackson, and Adrian. The bottom line is, they eat a lot of poop.

"Should we go see The Offsiders tonight?' -Ulysses
"No, they eat a lot of poop." -Spencer

by Whaleonaboat July 17, 2011

cut offs

"Cut offs" or "cut off jeans" are the names that are given to jeans that have been cut, usually D.I.Y, into shorts. They can be loose or they can be tight,and the length of the cut offs generally does not go past the knee. They can be worn by both guys and girls and typically are made from old pairs of jeans or jeans bought from a second hand clothing store.

"sweet cut offs did you make them yourself?"

by smally69 January 15, 2008

The Offspring

THE GREATEST BAND EVER AND IF YOU DISAGREE YOU CAN GO DIE!!!

The Offspring is by far the best thing since sliced bread...actually...it's better.

by Stinston March 17, 2009