honey bunches of oats

Not CEREAL
it's like Honey
or sweetie
babe, baby,

Hey honey bunches of oats lets get to bed.

by deserted is1and February 23, 2009

sew your wild oats

to have sex with as many people, enojy life, and have fun before settling down

"i need to sew my wild oats" or " go and sew your wild oats"

by issababy January 29, 2009

Wet Oats

A nickname for a man with a incredibly large penis, but is very small (5'0) and not very attractive. His stupidity amazes people. Typically called Wet Oats or simply, Oats.

"Wet Oats, your quite the idiot for your 4 inch girth"
Oats, your makin me feel good

by Rick S. Hunter October 27, 2010

National Fuck a Can of Quaker Oats and Don't Pull Out Day

Every year on april 13th, you must fuck a can of Quaker Oats and not pull out.

Mike- It's national fuck a can of Quaker oats and don't pull out day

Dave- oh nice

by Professor Oat April 12, 2017

Jar oats

The legendary jar of oats only eaten by one specific epic individual who teaches 10th grade geometry.

Oh, your eating jar oats, you can't do that you're unqualified!

by The most Epic gamer October 26, 2018

ellie oats

Porridge

Look at that ellie oats porridge!

by Skimby December 14, 2021

Raspberries and oats

During intercourse when the woman is on her period, the man or partner vomits at the sight of menstrual blood. Therefore making the illusion of raspberries and oats.

I felt so bad last night bro, it all ended with raspberries and oats if that tells you anything.

by The jimmy rustler Mach 2 April 27, 2016