Nutmug

Not to be confused with the popular soccer term nutmeg when the attacking player dribbles the ball between the defenders legs, however in this case it is not a soccer ball going between your legs it is a large dagger-like shank. Nutmug is when any weapon or sharp object is inserted or stabbed into a victims testicular area. Typically used by gangs in the 1960’s the victim (always being a male) experiences excruciating pain in the baby-maker. After the action of stabbing another male’s balls has taken place it is popular to remove the male’s balls and keep them as souvenir usually storing them in a jar or box.

John-Bro what happened last night you were at the party then you just disappeared!
Michael-Bro everything went black the next thing I knew my balls were gone!
John- Oh you got nutmugged

by ....Donut June 11, 2018

Nutmaggin

Invented in Savannah by Mike Reed It means to ride a persons nuts

Why you riding me shawty, Quit nutmaggin.

by Fresh December 21, 2004

nutleg

when a guy gets a cramp in his leg while getting a blowjob, then he cums after the cramp goes

that guy totally had a nutleg i bet it hurt

by callum20352 January 17, 2018

Nutmegging

having sexual intercourse in the state of Connecticut

My boyfriend and I were nutmegging so often during our trip to Connecticut last month. I mean there's nothing else to do there!

by nutmegging_nancy December 26, 2022

Nutmeging

The act of having sex on a table & the table legs give way, resulting in the broken table.

-Nutmeging: the act of breaking a table during sex on the table

Example: Me & the wife absolutely nutmeged our table last night. Now we need a trip to ikea to replace it.

Example: was nutmeging on the family dining table last night & now I need to explain why it’s broken.

by Doctor Of Alcohol March 7, 2024

nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

A Nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet) / Nut Magnet is the victim of the Bunny Boiler.

Pretty much every female he encounters or girlfriend he finds himself with is a right psycho. A Nut Magnet just has that personality that attracts the kind of female who turns out to be a nightmare he is like a fanny magnet but they always turn out to be psycho stalking nutters.

Dave: John is so unlucky with girlfriends his last one cut all the sleeves off his shirts, cut the crutch out of his jeans and poured paint over his bed. She thought he was playing away..

Simon: John isn't unlucky..... He's a nutmagnet (Nut-Magnet)

Dave: Come to think about you're right there his last few girlfriends have been right bunny boilers.

by NutMagnet October 10, 2013

Nugmeg

When someonemesses up so much whilst saying something that thy fumble

Ben says “ I tried to nugmeg Finlay, it’s so easy”

by Nugmeg May 8, 2021