nuclear aids

Really, really, REALLY bad AIDS. Just the worst. The type you get from being gangbanged by 7 HIV positive Russian men.

Jon had group sex with a homeless man, a zombie hooker, and a rabid squirrel, and now he has nuclear aids.

by Quintagram August 11, 2017

Nupelda

You're lucky if you know a Nupelda. Nupelda is a beautiful, modest, and a reliable person. You can always open up to her and she'll always listen and think what's the best for you. If you're nice to her she will be a thousand times sweeter to you. She is the most humorous person that you will ever know too. If you're sad or not in the mood she will make the best jokes that will make you happy again! Also is Nupelda caring a lot about people and she will do anything to keep someone she loves safe and healthy. She's a little bit bossy too (in the good way). She always knows the right thing to do. If she wants to run the world she can do it

Person 1: wow she seems so amazing and she's so beautiful!
Person 2: yeah, that's Nupelda, she' so sweet!

by Netgurl December 13, 2017

Nuclear Throne

Enter The Gungeon's abandoned and forgotten cousin, The game dev- stopped on the 6th of December 2017.
The community is now small and can only remain on Discord and sometimes even on the Reddit.

The game is about reaching some dumbass chair in 15 Levels while bad monsters and idiotic futuristic police forces that dies in two pistol shot tries to kill you.

Outside of the main story, People tend to aim for World Records.

person 1 : aye have you ever played nuclear throne
person 2 : yeah, fuck shielders man

by ValIsDesperate January 6, 2020

Nuclear Winter

Something the NCR members wish for.

Patrolling the mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter

by rubymaster7 May 6, 2021

nuklean

its like a joe mama joke but it only works in german.Be sure to add hurensohn at the end of it

Sohn: Hey dad kennst du nuklean
Das: Nein mein Sohn. Was ist nuklean?
Sohn: Nukelan meinen eiern du Hurensohn

by nukleanmeineneiern October 2, 2021

Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla

A very dangerous gorilla, do not approach.......... also why did you search this up??

see that explosion - that would be the Tactical Nuclear Assult-Type Heavily Armoured Gorilla we tested out against a tank :)

by Infrared1011 May 25, 2021

nuclear carl

If you find yourself at a bad party, you can set off a nuclear carl before you leave. Here is the proper way to do it:

1. Get 2 plates from their kitchen.
2. Go somewhere where you will not be seen and poop on a plate.
3. Squish the poop so it is between 2 plates.
4. Put it in the microwave.
5. Set the microwave for 0% for 5 mins then 100% for 10 mins.
6. Casually walk out the door.

I hit that party with a nuclear carl.

by spkinigiff July 24, 2007