A nickname for the 45th POTUS, implying that he is an enemy of the people and stating outright that he is an A-1 idiot.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 22, 2019
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Well, let's see; wonder why the US has the fastest per capita COVID-19 case and death rate in the civilized world? How about failure to respond to the warnings of other countries, failure to close borders in a timely fashion in order to minimize asymptomatic spread, failure to adequately risk-assess inbound travelers, failure to have appropriate testing to trace and track infected individuals, failure to enforce national stay-at-home CDC recommendations, failure to anticipate and provide appropriate personal protective equipment...and most of all FAILURE TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY. Yeah, We're Number One! For all the wrong reasons...
by YAWA April 5, 2020
Get the We're Number One! mug.A series of military general orders prohibiting alcohol, war souvenirs, pornography, pets, satellite TV, wireless internet, Blogs, fraternization with opposite sex in war zones. Sort of like WW2s Catch-22. It means you can get in trouble for just about any non-military activity. Thanks Vietnam!
"dude... look at this Hustler, cute kitten, haji pistol, bottle of JD"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
"put it away you stupid fuck before we get in more trouble"
"uh, yah General Order Number One, shit!!!"
by Alpino March 29, 2010
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A: "I'm gonna go talk to that girl over there playing video games. She looks lonely."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."
B: "Better not do that, man."
A: "What? Why not?"
B: "Rule Number One."
by yaolinglingjiu October 17, 2009
Get the Rule Number One mug.In the rules for life, the first one is always this: Don't Get Caught. Other rules may vary by location and other factors, but especially in college when numerous activities of questionable legality are occurring rule number one is don't get caught.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Rule number two is frequently Don't Die, unless not dying would interfere with rule number one.
Jason: Put that pipe away while we're driving through the speed trap, I don't want the cops to see and pull us over.
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
Sarah: Gotcha, following rule number one.
or, on the outside end of a phone call from jail:
Jason: You broke rule number one!
by StoleTheCookies September 26, 2009
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To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.
by Mels 2 November 27, 2011
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by Karonaway December 3, 2007
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