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To defecate. Usually done in a fashion in which one must brace (his/her)self during the waves of discomfort that come over them while defecating. Other symptoms include: contortion of the face, gritting of the teeth, perspiration, quiet grunting, and/or clenching of the fists (if not grabbing on to the nearest sturdy structure).

Also: Battle the brown juggernaut, Doing battle with the brown juggernaut
Person in stall 1: "Excuse me sir/miss, you seem to be struggling extensively over there... Do you need medical attention?"

Person in stall 2: (through gritted teeth, hands pressed against stall walls) "Grr... No...I'm just battling the brown juggernaut...uggghh... I might be here for a while, check on me in 10 minutes..."
by slingerstinger6 September 18, 2008
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Italian Juggernaut

When you ejaculate into a slice of pizza, and proceed to shove it down your partner's throat.
"Death comes..."
"Italian Juggernaut."
by Nut_meme November 29, 2016
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Sexual Juggernaut

A sexual juggernaut, BY DEFINITION, is a person (mostly male) who dominates the playing field with his sexual overtones.

When a Sexual Juggernaut is near, dark alert theme music will play. And everyone will have to be alert, else they risk losing their cheeks getting clapped.
A sexual juggernaut will show absolutely no mercy, be forewarned.
Episode 51 of SOAP

Some N00b: WATCH OUT FOR ADAM, HE'S BECOME A SEXUAL JUGGERNAUT!
John: *Clapping all the cheeks available in the field of view.
by Doge_Sage January 21, 2020
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juggernaut

Variant of "Jagannath," a name for the Hindu deity Krishna. "Juggernaut" is likely a British mispronunciation.

Today, though, a "juggernaut" is generally a force beyond mortal control.
by Setsuna September 14, 2004
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juggernaut

A large German sandwhich. The fillings of this sandwich include; sausages, baby birds, and cute little puppies.
Polnische Wurst ist gut gut!

Nicht.
by ConsumerWhore April 15, 2005
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Juggernaut bitch

A person playing call of duty 4 who uses the juggernaut perk, which give said player added health, because they are complete losers that cant get a kill without it.
Xboxliveplayer1:DUDE WTF?I just shot the guy with my .50 cal twice and he didnt die!!!!!!

Xboxliveplayer2:He is a juggernaut bitch!
by greenedevil May 25, 2008
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Juggernaut

An entity extremely dominant and powerful compared to others. For example, a Juggernaut in Call of Duty is a heavily armored soldier. It is extremely difficult to penetrate the armor and if you don't have the time to use bullets you have to fire grenades or rockets. While with other soliders a few bullets will do the trick. :) But Juggernaut isn't exactly copyright; it is just a term meaning- as mentioned here- extremely dominant and powerful compared to others. So if you want to make your own character called "Juggernaut" go ahead.
Fuck!!! That Juggernaut got me again! I better get a rocket launcher next time so I can fuck his shit up.
by AnalPenetrationByForce November 27, 2011
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