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nuclear war

what pussies do because they are too afraid to fight hand-to-hand in conventional warfare LIKE MEN!
Instead of looking you in the eye and shooting you I will hide in a bunker and push this little red button.
by ph34r mongerer December 25, 2003
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by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
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nuclear wedgie

A wedgie in which the victom is given a wedgie, lifted of of the ground, and the underwear must go above the head but not put over to make it atomic, all at the same time.
My little brother messed with me too much. He's gunna get a nuclear wedgie.
by Ryland May 13, 2005
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nuclear explosion shit

This death defying shit is your worst nightmare,The nuclear explosion explodes instantly out your asshole and breaks the sound barrier,it could harm many and can destory a country,even a continent,but don't worry the only way you can do a nuclear explosion is eating like rosie o' donnel
Holy Shit,I never want to fucking do a nuclear explosion shit again
by Desilets07 April 21, 2008
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nuclear option

The new, hip word for 'last resort' coined by the creative vocabularies in the united states senate.
Buying out the Mom & Pop store was the nuclear option.
by Brisk June 3, 2005
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nuclear weapon

A weapon that manipulates the natural alterations of an atom's nucleus to release indescribable amounts of uncontrolled energy in the form of an explosion. Nuclear weapons come in two forms, they are listed in order of energy here.
1. Nuclear fusion: modeled after the reaction that takes place in the sun, it uses tremendous amounts of heat to provide the fusing of lighter nuclei, often Deuterium (or H-2), to form a larger, heavier nucleus, which is, if Deuterium is used, often Hydrogen-4. However the heat used is tremendous, often up to 10,000,000 degrees Celcius. To provide this awesome heat, a small amount of nuclear fission is needed. These fusion explosives are called thermonuclear weapons, and are often compared to MILLIONS of tons of TNT exploding (megatons). Naturally, it does not release any

2. Nuclear fission: does not happen naturally, and is 1/800th the power of a nuclear fusion reaction. It involves the firing of a "neutron bullet" at an atom with an atomic number greater than 91, at which point it splits into two lighter elements, such as U-235 splitting into Krypton-92 and Barium-141, releasing an extra two neutrons, plus the one used to split it. These neutrons move with such speed as to split apart more nuclei. More than a million reactions can happen in a split second, this is called the nuclear chain reaction. These individual atoms release energy that is often compared, in weapons, to tens up to hundreds of thousands of tons of TNT. Nuclear reactions, as these are called, result in the release of deadly radioactive material.

Many countries have nuclear weapons, and the greatest threat to mankind is a nuclear war, which could ultimately result in the destruction of all humans. However, although it may seem that God does not intervene in any major way, I am positive that He would not let such a thing happen.
-The greatest, most intelligent move the devil has ever made is making us believe that he doesn't exist...
by Phrigajiblenoghip May 24, 2004
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nuclear war

They nuke us, we nuke them. In a matter of hours, we're all dead.
by war is bad October 4, 2003
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