Can you not?

A short phrase utilized primarily by highly intelligent and sophisticated human beings, especially those with two X chromosomes. Unlike the also popular "Can you not...", this unique phrase ends immedietely after "not" and may be phrased both as a question and as a statement. The speaker should assume that whomever he/she is conversing with is completely aware of the misdemeanor.

Matthew has just provoked Jackie and she is mildly annoyed and amused (but mostly annoyed).

Jackie & Eva (in unison): Can you not?

by Jackie Funshine December 12, 2008

I kid you not

A phrase said by a condominium after a male orgasm

After he came, the condom screamed, I kid you not!

by Brex1477 April 11, 2022

I told you not to publish it

If I tell you not to publish a word. DONT PUBLISH IT SO DO NOT NOT NOT PUBLISH THIS

I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUBLISH IT

by Suzie Sheep February 2, 2019

I kid, you not

What a kid says to an adult

Adult: Hey man!

Kid: I kid, you not

by CABAGE No2 March 29, 2022

Shit you not

A term used in conversation to emphasize that everything that was said is completely true; no exaggeration!

That's exactly how it happened, I shit you not!!

by Kittykatzkrnrz May 24, 2017

kidding you not

just kidding

Dude; i saw an alien at the beach, like...kidding you not man!

by Jimena Lynn Blanco January 25, 2009

not about you

i do not care about who you are to me.
The bottomline is that i don't want my privacy compromised anymore.

This is not about you.

by PineappleJuice March 6, 2015