noptimistic

The opposite of optimistic. Used in conjunction with supporting an English Premier League club in it's most original form.

Shaun: I am seriously noptimistic about Southampton's chances this season.
Dawn: Yeah, they look in serious trouble this season.

by BigTin August 18, 2021

Notidiction

A form of addiction with the traits of frequently checking notifications and constant fear of missing out on texts, messages, emails, notifications and updates.

Hey Emmy, stop checking your phone every now and then, it has become "Notidiction" for you!

Hi, I am Emmy and i am a "notidict"

by Mystery_M June 17, 2020

Nostize

When You Feel Like You’re Going To Miss The Past

Alisha: these days i nostize late 2000s

by elahe April 14, 2021

Noping

A skateboarding term used to describe a spot that doesn't have metal coping. Usually made out of concrete. Like skating a street curb or a pool that doesn't have metal coping. (Coping makes skating easier)

No+coping= Noping

by Eddy1360 April 30, 2021

Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).

Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.

by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009

noti

A "noti" is an abbreviated term for "notification", which is an alert you get when people comment on your stuff on the website "Facebook.com".

I had twenty noti's when I logged into Facebook!

by Martha May Who January 6, 2011

Notic

Mid South slang for someone or something that is crazy or wild.

What are you notic fuckers up to tonight?

I just took one notic ass shit, damn.

by Billy Weener December 27, 2009