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dick-notized 

adj. -when a woman or gay man becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that a handsome man is in the immediate area.
john- "Hey! earth to Stacy! WTF?"

Stacy- *comes to attention* "oh.... sorry! what?"

Spencer- "Don't even bother, man. She's totally dick-notized when that guy is here."
dick-notized by 2ChromeColts June 30, 2009
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Nip-notize 

Nip-notize is a noun describing the action of hypnotizing someone with a nipple. It appeared in the show DC’s legends of tomorrow. The word was created by Ava sharpe.
Remember that time when Gary nip-notize everyone to say “Gary Green is all the man we need.”
Nip-notize by Yin3199 January 14, 2022

Noshizen 

What citizens are called in Noah’s cult
“Hello, are you in a cult?”
“Hello, and yes I am, I am a Noshizen”
Noshizen by cjopcjoe March 3, 2021
NOSTINEL just way for live the life .
NOSTINEL by NOSTINEL January 26, 2026

Boob-notized 

adj. -when a person becomes utterly distracted and oblivious to their surroundings due to the fact that boobs are in the immediate area.
Did you see her Tig ol bitties? Had my homie straight boob-notized!
Boob-notized by Isaidyuh March 20, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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