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Noony

It is a basic name or phrase used for someone that is totally inept, has a lack of understanding anything larger than four letter words , someone that walks in an almost zombie like manner, this can be used as a mild insult for someone that has been known to grass people up, the word is becoming common in warehousing and distribution centres in the UK,
Don't be a noony -you noony- what a noony-

To be slow, inept, have no sense of reality, walk almost like the living dead
by Randyburner April 6, 2023
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Nooni

“Omg you’re my nooni”

“NOONI YOURE SO CUTE
by p00pygirl October 4, 2025
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Noonie

Pensacola, FL slang used to call someone a bitch and/or thot at the same time. More commonly used to describe a female of the loose and turnt out variety.
Ole girl been actin like a noonie lately, ima have to leave her lil turnt out ahh alone
by Gregory42069 July 28, 2023
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Noonie Man

A male that comes from Indian descent and normally harasses women
Oh my gosh look, its Kai, the noonie man
by Otis Debo January 30, 2024
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Bad Noonie Effect

When make up won’t stick to the skin around your eyebrows and it leaves you looking like a raccoon eyed loser.
That is the “Bad Noonie Effect”.
by Jkessler14475 June 13, 2018
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