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Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.
Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.
by metaldan123 December 13, 2015
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nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.
Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”
by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004
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nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.
Carl's a right nonce
by imnotatory January 13, 2020
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nonsense

something that has or makes no sense
An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.
by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008
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Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.
Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?
by Mr.GS March 27, 2019
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Poopy noise

A fart that signifies a poo is imminent
Gary knew Barry needed a shit the moment he smelt his poopy noise
by barrylovesgary December 9, 2016
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bottom noises

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.
Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises
by ssoap October 9, 2021
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