Dog Nonced

When you're so drunk you inappropriately touch a dog.

Man 1: You were so drunk last night!
Man 2: I know, I was dog nonced.

by metaldan123 December 13, 2015

nonebrity

Somebody who manages to maintain celebrity status despite having done nothing to merit it.

“Tara Palmer Tomkinson is a nonebrity”

by Andy Thorley September 28, 2004

nonce

British derogatory term for a paedophile. Can be used as an insult.

Carl's a right nonce

by imnotatory January 13, 2020

nonsense

something that has or makes no sense

An example of nonsense:

Things are a lot more like they used to be than they are now.

by yorrick hunt January 22, 2008

Nonce Sweets

When an older Male/Female offers out sweets to those considerably younger than them, in hope of achieving some affection in return.

Hey, did you see Paul handing out his nonce sweets at reception?

by Mr.GS March 27, 2019

Poopy noise

A fart that signifies a poo is imminent

Gary knew Barry needed a shit the moment he smelt his poopy noise

by barrylovesgary December 9, 2016

bottom noises

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

by ssoap October 9, 2021