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Nonchalant Dickhead

That type of guy who's sole mission is to get girls. This subsect of men will hate on anything when given an opportunity in an attempt to impress the ladies. Will force a nonchalant and ghetto personality to seem tougher.
Guy 1: Did you guys see that new marvel movie?
Nonchalant Dickhead: Ah hell naw, this man still using technology in 2024! * fixes edgar haircut *
by IAmNotARacistButARealist November 23, 2024
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Nonchalant King

Have you seen Lance, the Nonchalant King?
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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Nonchalant queen

your bestfriend thats nonchalant when she needs to and it’s inspirational
Woah Emma you’re my nonchalant queen!
by whatwouldntIdoforyou July 18, 2025
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Nonchalant untouchable

A high value, physically attractive, charismatic and generally fit person who tends to gets noticed and is considered very approachable by the opposite sex - who may go to great lengths to make themselves easily accessible to the nonchalant untouchable.

While a neurotypical may consider this ideal, the nonchalant untouchable simply does not care - they set the bar to prompt escalation from their end extremely high, even if they find the other party attractive.

Can refer to either gender, however the term is mainly used to refer to biological male chads who avoid procreation despite having excellent game and stats.

Not to be confused with asexual. As a nonchalant untouchables can be very much sexually driven but they tend to rarely - if ever - show it.

Males who fit this definition tend to have a very innate first hand understanding of hypergamy and have their guard up at all times around women, especially since they know how most
women behave around him regardless of the presence of their significant other.
Average guy 1: "Dude, did you see how that girl was hitting on Eeshan right in front of her man?"

Average guy 2: "Yeah that's your average tuesday for the guy. You wouldn't even believe that he's still a virgin at 25."

Average guy 1: "No fucking way he can't be that high of a nonchalant untouchable.

Average guy 2: "You bet."
by zarzarbinkz August 19, 2025
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Nonchalant Baddie

When you lowkey are a baddie, but also so nonchalant that you are literally just a nonchalant baddie ✨🔥
Bestie: who’s a nonchalant baddie??
Me: girl, it’s me, obviously
Bestie: stfu you narcissist
Me: 🫩
by UR_L0CALS1MP October 15, 2025
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Nonchalant majestic human

That’s guy reminds me of Chris toussaint. He’s lowkey a nonchalant majestic human
by Chris Toussaint October 26, 2025
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Nonchalant Syndrome

A state of mind in where one thinks everything is corny because they are so nonchalant, particularly for those who surround themselves with "corny" individuals.
Person 1: Would you want to nerd out about insert topic?
Person 2: Nah, I'm good, that's mad corny.
Person 1: Do you have Nonchalant Syndrome, or something? You're mad lame.
by Iridescent_Iris December 22, 2025
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