The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
Get the Nigerian smoothiemug. Its when you show both your hands up her ass and the get as much shit as you can and just rub it all over her body while she is tied to the bed and after that you run out of the house and steal all her bananas.
by angry nigerian March 9, 2020
Get the Angry nigerianmug. The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.
"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
by alanx303 January 30, 2010
Get the Nigerian Nightmaremug. When a male takes a shit into a blender, then frappes it until desired consistency, then rubs it all over himself, and goes and rolls around on top of his partner while she is still sleeping in bed.
by Jeffreh January 22, 2009
Get the Nigerian Hurricanemug. by Nut_meme November 12, 2016
Get the Nigerian Wrathmug. when you gape someones asshole then pour in vinegar and bi carb soda then but plug it give them a shake unbutt plug it then watch it explode out brown shit like a black volcano (nigerian volcano)
nigger 1: yo i did some kinky shit with this girl last night
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
nigger 2: yo what you do
nigger 1: a nigerian volcano my nigger
nigger 2: yo thats eetswa
by An Oscar February 2, 2021
Get the nigerian volcanomug. by nasty nbba November 22, 2019
Get the Nigerian wafflemug.