NFT

Non flushable turd, there are many varieties of nfts but me and it's all just shit
Some grip the bowl like a unsalted slug.

Others can be so high in fiber that they'll just float on the surface annoyingly smearing the sides of the bowl with every flush, some terrible human beings may even stack them one after the other as if they were randomly generated.

Hey mike check this out, there was a massive nft in the bathroom a full Metal Slug I had to take a picture, it's blocked up so bad broke the chain.

by Grifty Drifter January 26, 2022

NFT

Not Fucking That.

Oh hell naw NFT!

by Trxa-the-mad-man January 20, 2022

nft

Acronym for "Naked Fun Time".

"Now that your bed is so close to the wall, your nft will wake me up." -- actual quote

by Shiny September 18, 2004

nft

Pocket-sized guidebooks to America's top cities. They're black. They're informative. They're mighty, mighty cool.

NFT Guide to: NYC, Brooklyn, Atlanta, Philly, San Fran, LA, Chicago, Boston, DC

by Christopher D Salyers May 19, 2005

nfts

not feeling the same

When you waiting on that one person to text first but they're nfts

by BabygirlNiara May 6, 2020

NFT

An acronym for “No Female Touch” or “Never Felt Titties”

“Dude, I saw you hanging out with John earlier, don’t you know he’s NFT?”

“Oh shit! Thanks for the heads up! I’ll stop talking to him now, don’t worry.”

by satorutsukada December 29, 2021

NFT

NFT is a highly racial slur. It stands for Ni**a Foot Treatment and is referring to what happened to George Floyd. In other words it is described to strangulate a Colored member of Society. This gets underlined by the fact that a lot of NFTs are monkey pictures which is hidden racism in itself.

Racist 1: "Do you see that colored member of society over there?"
Racist 2: "Yeah fuck him he's getting a NFT now!"
Racist1: "We gonna make him pay for that useless shit!"

by SukMikeHok69 January 17, 2022