The belief that there is a being out there that rules over all. Although this is like most religions this one is special because the being that is worshipped is the greatest mathematician ever, Ryan Neal. The people hold a daily mass for one hour where they sit and do 8th to 12th grade math problems and listen to country music. This religion is most commonly practiced by students of North East Middle and High School.
by Ryan Neal June 15, 2018
Get the Nealism mug.--Shaquille O'Neal's height used as a single unit of measurment to measure great distances.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Shaquille O'Neal's body parts can also be used as single unit of measurment for smaller lengths.
--Actual height of Shaquille O'Neal's body and body parts vary depending on the user. Although intended height was 9 feet and a Shaquille O'Neal finger is 6 inches.
--Can also be abbreviated as shaq, shaquile, O'neal, shaqwile(for all you nifty kids out there), or any combination of the addreviations.
Example 1-
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
Guy: HEY man!
Dude: Wait where are you?
Guy: I'm like 10 Shaquille O'Neals in front of you!
Example 2-
Math Teacher: Billy, how long is the diagonal of square number 5 on your work sheet?
Billy: Eh, I'd say its about one Shaq palm.
by JesusisLord May 28, 2008
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Lead guitarist from Journey who married a Playboy Playmate in 2011 and left her two months later for a dumb blonde socialite reality show 'star'.
Ava: 'Why did Neal Schon leave me? We just got married!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
Her friend: 'I know, that bitch Michaele Salahi is so stupid. You are so much hotter than her! You should divorce him and take half his money!'
by Toes14 September 21, 2011
Get the Neal Schon mug.To give a false sense of hope and perfection until it is ripped away at the last second.
First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.
First used by Good Mythical Morning host Rhett McLaughlin about his host Link (Charles Neal.
by Bringingbacksockswithsandals January 16, 2020
Get the Neal’d mug.Someone who is preventing a superior ship from happening because they are with one of the people in the ship.
Originates from the Once Upon A Time character Neal Cassidy who prevents CaptainSwan from happening.
Originates from the Once Upon A Time character Neal Cassidy who prevents CaptainSwan from happening.
by serendibite March 20, 2023
Get the neal mug.Neal Knight is a public figure in the town of Cornelius & was town mayor in 2011.
Knight maintains a social presence though Facebook & participates in discussion boards.
Additionally, Knight has a esteemed reputior for touring of local building establishments such as the Cornelius public library, and even went as far as leaving a community review.
Knight once did a public review about his time touring the public library.
Neal Knight enjoys autobody work as he owns a autobody shop, and is quite fond of cars.
Neal is married.
Knight did get into a bit of controversy after he sustained four complaints and a coercion of a city employee during their 2011 mayoral reign. The articles are publicly available on local web news network Oregon Life.
Knight maintains a social presence though Facebook & participates in discussion boards.
Additionally, Knight has a esteemed reputior for touring of local building establishments such as the Cornelius public library, and even went as far as leaving a community review.
Knight once did a public review about his time touring the public library.
Neal Knight enjoys autobody work as he owns a autobody shop, and is quite fond of cars.
Neal is married.
Knight did get into a bit of controversy after he sustained four complaints and a coercion of a city employee during their 2011 mayoral reign. The articles are publicly available on local web news network Oregon Life.
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