neal anderson 

The skinniest person you will ever meet. Anorexic. He looks as if he hasn't eaten in weeks.

Neal looks like he is dying.

neal anderson by YES February 21, 2005

neal-out 

When someone disappears for no known reason

Steph: did Brock just jump in that random car?
David: ya he just neal-out

neal-out by Rotten March 26, 2015

Neal Chicken 

verb. When you put on socks that have cum dried in them.

Fuck! I just Neal Chickened my feet!

Neal Chicken by SwagLordBigMoney September 30, 2018

Neal Blewett 

Australian slang for "let's do it".

Let's stop talking about it and just Neal Blewett

Let's do it, Neal Blewett

Neal Blewett by invantage December 18, 2020

Neal A. Gray 

The most intelligent, best looking, funniest person on the face of the planet...everything the average human is not. Bad ass kid who plays his cards straight.

Albert Einstein aka Neal A. Gray

Neal A. Gray by The Sneally September 16, 2012

Neal Armstrong

When you finish fucking a girl (positions are up to you), flip her over, stick an American Flag in her ass and sing the National Anthem.

Also known as "The Patriot," or the "Iwa Jima."

I'm feeling rather patriotic tonight sweetheart, why don't I give you Neal Armstrong?

Neal Armstrong by Tyler March 18, 2005

Neal Poot 

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.

Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.

Neal Poot by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016