mouse napkin

bits of toilet paper found in a womans vagina during oral sex

"Not again! I was down on this bird and she had a mouse napkin hidden in her hole!"

by Neil Mahoney October 13, 2007

meat napkin

the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.

Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.

by dirty vagina February 23, 2011

Man Napkin

The name for a man's pants when he wipes his greasy hands on them.

Him: "Why are the dogs always licking my lap?"
Her: "Well, if you'd stop using your man napkin, then they'd probably leave you alone."

by zImage October 9, 2008

Cunt Nugget Napkin

A tampon or any tampon like device used to soak up period juice.

Hey Sally is on the rag. Give her my old tee shirt to use as a cunt nugget napkin.

by Zeke 4 one is he October 10, 2011

I dropped my napkin!

Excuse for ripping a loud fart that can't be masked or blamed on anyone/anything else.

Thanksgiving dinner with many family and exchange students, Mom leaned over to pick up her napkin and let out a loud fart everyone heard. We all looked over at her and the only thing she could say was "I dropped my napkin"

You're in a meeting listening to a presentation and let one rip. Everyone looks at you. You say, "Sorry, I dropped my napkin!"

by coanwe July 26, 2013

Housewife's Napkin

A small cloth or beverage napkin kept in the nightstand of an under sexed housewife. The Housewife's Napkin is used to wipe up semen after sexual activity. The Housewife's Napkin generally lasts for many months before needing to be laundered or disposed due to extremely infrequent sexual activity.

Mary Anne was a sex starved housewife. Her husband's lack of sexual performance and constant flaccid state rendered her Housewife's Napkin in clean and folded condition in her nightstand and rarely seeing any use.

by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2014

Vagina Napkin

Emergency Use: A paper towel or napkin used for a woman's period.

"Do you have a pad?"
"Oh, crap" Grabs a bar napkin and runs to ladies room.
Hence, Vagina Napkin.

by John Linden November 8, 2008