HUMAN CONDITION, ie; Carrying a mirror with you everywhere you go, so you can watch the "good ol boys" make right hand turns while everyone else is stuck with same-o,same-o left hand turns. You know you are better than that. You are amazing.
by terryzz February 14, 2009
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Andrew: Ah man i just slept with Jessica!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
Dave: What?! She is exactly like you! You look and act like you could be the same person!
Andrew: I know, it was some serious Narcissistic Masturbation!
by Kurutoro August 16, 2011
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Narcissistic abuse is a term made by "empaths" who have no idea what narcissism is. This term is often use to bully and mistreat those with NPD and to label them all as abusers by default which of course, isn't true. Narcissistic abuse isn't a real type of abuse or term and is ableist to use.
"empath": "my dad is a narcissist. I suffered narcissistic abuse because of him."
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"
Educated person: "is he diagnosed with NPD? Then he isn't a narcissist. And even if he was, NPD doesn't abuse you. The person does. Saying "narcissistic abuse" leads back to a community of people trying to survive with a disorder. You mean emotional abuse or mental abuse etc. Blame the abuser not the disorder"
by Beastmaster616 May 21, 2021
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"Hey you know that Narcissistic Cunt Donald Trump"
"You mean the islamaphobic, racist dickhead who chats utter shite and blames all America's problems on minorities creating tension and hatred within his own country"
" That's the one, if he becomes president America is completely screwed"
"Yep pretty much"
"You mean the islamaphobic, racist dickhead who chats utter shite and blames all America's problems on minorities creating tension and hatred within his own country"
" That's the one, if he becomes president America is completely screwed"
"Yep pretty much"
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by severusscabbers November 7, 2011
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