Nun-Slut

A form of slut in which a girl/guy makes out or kisses with a large amount of people but never goes to 2nd or 3rd base with anyone.
The word nun is used as a reference to religious nuns because they do not have sex with anyone.

Guy 1:"Dude, I made out with Victoria last night!"
Guy 2:"Me too...."
Guy 1:"Did you get down below?"
Guy 2:"Naw man :("
Guy 1:"Me neither, what a nun-slut!"

by BenWillcox December 13, 2009

Nun Punch

1. Punching a woman, who has devoted her life to God, in the face. 2. Punching a penguin in the face.

1. Yo did you see Bryan punch that bitch ass nun in the face?
2. I went to the zoo and nun punched all day...they kicked me out.

by Cr0tch May 30, 2011

nun wrestling

Nun wrestling is the act of devoted Catholic nuns, battling it out in an arena, which is typically surrounded by horny priests. The prizes often include rape and bible studies.

I bought some tickets to see nun wrestling at the local parish, it’s going to be tremendous fun

by ThatButtersFella June 26, 2018

nun house

A place where single women live to have children and live with nuns and become sexy nuns after they leave..just to go and have more children. Located in Toronto

rachel: I wanna live in the nun house!
carol: *puff* no you dont *puff* yes you do its a good place
sarah: ME TOO
blake: hey..stfu..
jose: k?
rachel and sarah: WE'RE GOING TO THE NUN HOUSE TO ESCAPE THIS TREATMENT!
josh: *giggles*

by choling July 26, 2006

Nun's Cunt

Used to describe a close relationship. One in which two people can share anything with eachother.

Annika you can tell me anything, we are as tight as a Nun's Cunt.

by TheKidTK February 21, 2011

nun-shiv

Two shivs connected at the back or blunt side by either magnets, string, or chain resembling a pair of nun-chucks except with blades.

1.) Dammit Dave get the hell out of my office or your gunna get nun-shived!

2.) John: "Dang man Tim looks pissed."

Pete: "Yah stay away from him right now, or you might get shived. I seen that he keeped nun-shives in his office."

by Jceasle June 12, 2010

nun busting

To seek for that magical nun who you just wanna bang so hard it gives you a mean climax just thinking about it. A real nun is the ultimate bag, but someone dressed as a nun is a good second placer.

I busted that nun good and proper in the name of God

by Comero February 29, 2004