Red Notebook

The wretched notebook that ruined many friendships due to a single slanderous note about an innocent individual. Often associated with timbits, volleyball games, and pizza sharing. It’s a curse to read anyone’s personal diary, as it may include lies about you…

“The red notebook curse is real! You must never read anyone’s diary. It may come with many hardships and false opinions of you or others.”

“I’m tempted to read that red notebook, I’ve seen the owner write that they hate me multiple times, I’m curious but I shouldn’t. It may make me despaired.”

by Ethan Tang stan (NOT Ethan) April 24, 2023

the notebook

BEST MOVIE EVER

(girl): OMG I love the notebook!

by queefshanda December 7, 2023

The Notebook

A notebook filled with something horribly unspeakable, Donald defends this with his life and will kill any who attempt to open it.

"Once someone looked in the notebook, the Don killed them."

by John Korkin November 3, 2025

notebookhug

to run up to a person and throw yourself upon them with passion--preferably leaping through the air and straddling them/wrapping legs around person's waist. as seen in the notebook's dramatic rain scene.

We were on our first date when this random chick totally ran up and notebookhugged him. wtf is that about?

by notebookhugged December 13, 2006

Notebooked

Term used to describe a girl who makes a boy sad and emotional from watching the film "The Notebook".

Girl 1: How you get him to be so sensitive
Girl 2: I notebooked him.

by PolandSpring June 11, 2006

notebooked

A term used to describe how a guy or girl gets their boyfriend or girlfriend to watch the movie "The Notebook", and most times, trying to (or successfully) making them emotional and sad so they are in a state to be seduced/ needing to be loved. A term used to describe what usually comes after is "notebook sex". "Notebooking" was featured in a Season 3 episode of "One Tree Hill".

Guy: That was so sad...
Girl: Wanna make out?

OR

Girl: I can't believe I've never seen that before! That's so sad...
Guy: Wanna do it?

(Afterwards)

Guy 1: How'd you do it, man?
Guy 2: I notebooked her sooky ass!

OR

Girl 1: How'd you get him in bed? That's so hard to do to a guy for me...
Girl 2: It's called "notebooking", bitch!

by s112 August 3, 2007

notbooked

When girl tries to make a guy be emotional by making him watch The Notebook, but it utterly fails because the film is incredibly predictable with a single sad thing which it milks to death. Frankly there are many much sadder films out there.

My girlfriend tried to make me open up my feelings by getting me to watch The Notebook, but that shit didn't work on me, i was completely Notbooked.

by voodoo_mongrel July 28, 2009