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Nigerian smoothie

The act of provocatively using a straw to drink a nutritious smoothie. Emphasized by the performer removing the straw and licking the shaft of the straw and dislodging any fruit/veggies that might have been trapped in the straw preventing optimal flow in a very seductive manner.
Bro did u see that girl at the gym giving that protein shave the ol Nigerian smoothie treatment? She wants you bad.
by Gallo Negro April 22, 2020
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Nigerian Bandit

The process of committing a 419 scam through a dating app, preferably tinder, then hooking up with the person to gain their trust. Once you have committed the scam midway through sex you exclaim 'I took your monies' in a Nigerian accent ultimately fucking them in two ways.
Friend 1: what did you do this weekend
Friend 2: I gave a rich girls the old Nigerian bandit
Friend 1
by MikeOxlong419 September 3, 2020
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Nigerian Nightmare

The act of waking up in the morning and wondering if you were sexually violated by a black man last night, when in reality, you were.
"Dude did you make it home last night?"
"Yeah, but I have a strange suspicion I had a nigerian nightmare".
by alanx303 January 30, 2010
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Nigerian Hurricane

When a male takes a shit into a blender, then frappes it until desired consistency, then rubs it all over himself, and goes and rolls around on top of his partner while she is still sleeping in bed.
Dude! I just pulled a Nigerian Hurricane on that bitch I fucked last night!
by Jeffreh January 22, 2009
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nigerian demon

Just one hidiot. Nigerian demons are boy or men mainly boys that don't know to keep your sweet nothings to themselves , they will open their mouths and you will hear what you want to hear from a guy, he will look like Prince Charming but act like he fell from hell, these boys will give you headache. This phrase is generally used in context with Nigerian men
by chrisSAY October 22, 2017
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Nigerian Fence

When the male in a black couple gets his hairy asshole eaten out by his partner with braces. The pubes are caught in the braces and ripped from the males asshole. They then make out and the pubes are transferred to the males mouth.
Yo I did the Nigerian Fence with my girl last night. It was fucking amazing!
by nigward303 July 27, 2018
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Nigerian Wrath

When you ejaculate so much into her that she breaks all laws of space and time, and implodes.
The Nigerian Wrath can and will destroy this world.
by Nut_meme November 12, 2016
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