Neardy

Someone who lets their beard grow down their neck making it a neard. These types of people live very socially awkward and unsuccessful lives. Women also refuse to sit on their faces for fear that they might receive crabs.

That baseball player is the most Neardy person i have ever seen bro

by thisisbooboo May 5, 2015

neabdology

The study of things that are not even a big deal

I'm majoring in neabdology and its neabd

by GabrielcohenNEABD October 4, 2010

neanderskull

A person with a forehead that sticks out making them look like they're the missing link.

That dude's got a neanderskull for a face!

by thxxx1337 May 25, 2014

neandernate

A dumb and rather large male known to grab the asses of random women after consuming large quantities of alcohol. Also known to have an oversized cranial structure that sports a thick uni-brow. Has a short temper and strong tendency to hunt and gather for his mate. Often found carrying a club to beat his women in to submission before having sex with them.

That guy just beat up that group of guys and is carrying his gf on his back. He is such a neandernate.

by SprtyChik April 1, 2015

Neander

An ape-like or primate way of analyzing, discovering, and creating through life with a limited sense of direction, tools, and skill set.

"He "neandered" his way through a music composition in hopes of coming up with something unique and useful for generations to come."

by Dlevy892545765 November 25, 2019

Neandertaler

Kaan Konrad, very rare species or a male person that thinks fucking in a cactus forest is cool.

Kaan: Omg, I just had the time of my life in a cactus forest.

Marija: Omg Kaan, you’re such a Neandertaler!

by marryfromtheblock August 31, 2020

neandercunt

A more sophisticated way to say "dumb bitch".

Dude, Chantel won't let me play beer pong tonight. She is being a neandercunt

by MetalAgriculture November 13, 2021