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Suck My Boot

To Suck ones Boot. Generally used as an insult.
Originally composed by a young Southampton boy, Now used throughout England.
by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007
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facefuck my bookspace page

to stalk someone on a social networking site; to constantly check or post status updates on a social network page, to 'like' or comment on every post you see; a form of social dysfunction brought about by communicating solely electronically with society via email, websites/blogs, or text while never having a public or phone conversation. a common practice of people recently married, graduated, or under 40 who use social networking sites to find classmates from grade school just to add them to their 'friends' list.

it is a term with many uses, so it is always containing a description of such behavior, with the term being redundantly extra added uselessness jargon spouted by anti-social vapid sociopaths to describe their own actions when performed by others; usually to make it seem as if everyone does this.
this guy won't stop facefucking my bookspace page- i just met him last week!

that person updates their status from their phone every hour. i swear they do nothing but facefuck their bookspace page all day.

i met this girl online, and i've been trying to meet her but when i call she only responds via text or email. she's probably a nutjob who never meets anyone but facefucks everyone's bookspace page.

i recently saw somebody from high school i barely knew- we weren't even friends but now all he does is facefuck my bookspace page!
by facemyspacepagebooktwit January 23, 2011
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spy in my boot

comment term for when a spy saps your sentry, or dispenser. It is also you when a spy back stabs some one close to you with out harming you in the slightest. Spy in my boot is used comically when a spy is a returning problem. Other similar phrases are "there's a spy in my soup, oatmeal, or gahhhhhh"
Demo man: That damn spy has terminated half our team, and destroyed our convenient support systems produced, and distributed by engis."

Sniper: "Watch behind your back!!!!"

Demo man: "Gahhhhhh!!"

Sniper: "damn it there's a spy in my boot."
by mega_madness August 7, 2009
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Snake in my boot

When a person has another in an unwanted conversation that may last forever.
John was a snake in my boots this morning. The next thing I knew it was well past lunch time!
by SageyIsGreener January 8, 2021
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NATIONAL TOUCH MY BOOB DAY

This day is where you touch my boobs for fun because it is so fun and you have an excuse to do it this day. This is on March 21st
Touch yer gurls tits cos it national touch my boob day
by Sixgippyguppies April 4, 2019
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my books got diggers

originated from the phrase, "My dicks got boogers". The phrase was then modified for unknown reasons. Mostly used in the Northeast. Probably referencing some kind of STD or genitalia-oozing ailment.
Yo sun sun, i can't believe my books got diggers, I gotta get that shit taken care of, that damn filthy snailtrail.
by Traser2g May 19, 2006
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national touch my boob day

national touch my boob day is on march 28th. On this day you have permission to touch anyone’s boob.
elosie:*touches her friends boob*

alice:”wot are u doing”
eloise:”it’s national touch my boob day mate”
alice:”Oh...”
by Bitchcreator April 4, 2019
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