Mustard Finger

When a person goes to itch the inside of there ass cheeks not knowing that they previously did not wiped good enough. When they pull there finger back out and look at it, it has a light brownish tint covering it from sweat and feces that resembles mustard.

Dude my asshole was itching bad. I should have done a safety swipe before i scratched it because I ended up with mustard finger.

Mustard Finger by Cangri518 September 6, 2011

Mustard Drops 

The initial pinch of mustard colored liquid fecal matter that is released in small drops or droplets before unclenching the anal sphincter and allowing full, explosive release.

Carl knew the guy in the stall next to him was going to have a massive assplosion because the dude sat down, moaned, breathed heavy and cinched a few mustard drops.

Mustard Drops by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

Mustard dispenser 

The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

I gave my cunt a Mustard dispenser because she was dumb enough not to buy me condoms.

Mustard dispenser by Shiconia August 26, 2010

Mustard Goblin 

Somebody who eats mustard with a variety of different foodstuffs. Usually in a snickering or eerily way.

Hey Jeff got some pretzels!

Jeff can we grab some?

Forget it Dave, he brought the mustard too.

Jeff can we have some pretzels please?

Stop it Dave, let Jeff be the mustard goblin that he is.

Mustard Goblin by Sports kid October 30, 2011

Mustard Tiger 

Greatest insult in the world.
originated on trailer park boys

Bubbles: You dirty...Mustard Tiger!

Phil Collins: AW HELL NAW!!!

Mustard Tiger by Jed BaCON January 2, 2008

Mustard Face 

someone who is clearly pissed off, shitty and in a mood and it blatantly shows. They have a face like they have eaten a spoon full of mustard

"check out the mustard face on her, she is not happy about that!"

Mustard Face by half baked Jake April 2, 2010

Mustard Gut 

Bad case of the shits.

Quick pull the car over at the next gas station. I got the mustard gut and about to shart my pants.

Mustard Gut by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2016