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1. A believer in the Holy Quran, the teachings of a prophet Muhamed, whom we are not sure ever existed as there has been no pics. The culmination of one of the 13 tribes of Israel, dating to the same time as the Old Testament.

Most are peacful, believing in a world where all life matters, and that the primary goal of humanity is to do good to the earth and that is all that matters.

"And give good tidings to those who believe and do righteous deeds that they will have gardens in Paradise beneath which rivers flow. Whenever they are provided with a provision of fruit therefrom, they will say, "This is what we were provided with before." And it is given to them in likeness." 2.25

A small portion take this religion to be a book of indictment of all who are not exacting to the laws of the quran and commit heinous deeds in a misinterpretation of their supposed faith. This small few has amassed far more press coverage than the standard muslim who does not seek attention for their faith as that would be selfish and demeaning of another's life.

Is not equivalent to Terrorist, the middle of the venn diagram is not large but sits under a microscope.

Seriously, fuck the rest of these definitions

2. A person
A. Oh, my coworker is a muslim
B. Oh, he must be a terrorist then.
A. No, he's a Janitor you fucking racist.
by Reverend_Smartypants March 22, 2016
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Muslim

A group of people that believe in Islam and will prevail on Yawm al Qiyamah. They are misunderstood and most people that are brainwashed by the media believe that the >1% of Muslims in the USA will actually take over America. Everytime someone that also happens to be Muslim does something bad, the religion gets blamed. Everytime someone that happens to be Muslim contributes something or does something respectful, it was the person, not the religion.
Muslims are not violent. People are.
by dumbassidiot October 14, 2018
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Poser Muslim

American Suburban youth that pretend to be muslim to get a rise out of post 9/11 working class America.
Slot is deemed a poser muslim after he copies and paste muslim recipes from search engines in threads about great recipes and it is discovered he does not take his TK like a man.
by Not Wake February 29, 2008
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Muslimism

A mistype of 'Islam', referring to the religion of Muslims. Only used by the very cool people who can't be arsed to educated themselves properly, and so use the logic of: Hindu > Hinduism. Sikh > Sikhism. Muslim > Muslimism.
'Horray for Muslimism, init!'
by Mushhh November 30, 2009
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Muslim

A believer in the second largest religion of the world. Muslims believe in one God (often referred to as Allah which is the arabic word for God). Even though the religion itself preaches peace,equality and tolerance it is unfortunately associated to terroristic acts nowodays due to misinterpretation and a couple of misled lunatics who disguise their inhumane and sick actions as part of the religion.
Jasmine is a muslim.
by facts99 November 6, 2016
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muslim

A Muslim is a normal human being with there own beliefs, the "Muslim" terrorists are just evil people looking for an excuse to harm people.
Not all terrorists are Muslims.

Have you people already forgotten about the guy who started WW2
And let's not forget the oppressed Muslims in Burma.
Stop following the publics definition of Muslims!!!!
I know so many Muslims who are nice!!!!!
by cherrygreentree January 7, 2017
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Muslim Apologist

1. A person who white washes Islamic violence by throwing out a distraction such as another religion when the subject is Islam.

2. A person who will call you racist or a bigot for talking about statistics involving Muslims.
Muslim Apologist:
Example 1: Yes Bob I agree ISIS,Taliban,Boko haram, Al Shabab, Al Qaeda, Al-Nursa are a problems but lets talk about KKK, they are Christians and they killed people at one point in time..

Example 2: You racist bigot how dare you talk Muslims! I may agree Islam is bad and seen Islamic terrorism chart being 90% of the worlds average but lets talk about the abortion bombing a few decades ago instead.
by Atheism is correct April 5, 2015
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