Murse-a

A sub-faggotonic state characterized by the carrying of a large man-purse (murse).

Person 1: "Uh oh, looks like he's infected with murse-a."
Person 2: "I knew he was a bit fruity."

by NonPC Fox March 2, 2009

mursyid

A guy or girl that cannot keep quiet.

Can you keep quiet you are such a mursyid.

by How to September 8, 2017

Mursday

A day of the week which appears only when something happens that usually would never happen such as a blackhole, division by zero, learning to carry pineapples with your mind, etc. Mursdays have never appeared in the history of mankind.

When that loser Ebert finally got laid, everyone thought that the next day had to be Mursday, however, it was only hell that froze over.

by Philly Gilly September 14, 2009

Murse

A male registered nurse.

Ryne and Jeremy are going to school to become murses.

by jrook68 April 19, 2011

mursell

a bloody legend

james, RIchard

by every body August 18, 2003

murse massage

Murse or man purse is known as either a small bag carried by a man or a mans testicles due to their sack like quality. A murse massage is the act of sliding the shaft of one's penis between the two globes or spheres of the testicles and moving it forward and backwards.

Paul wanted to give Jack a murse massage, but Paul's scrotum just couldn't reach the width of Jack's engorged man meat.

by Anonymoustheonly March 5, 2017

murser

When you misspell Murder

“Hello 999 I've witnessed a murser“

by SynodicSpectre May 22, 2020