mung

Any vile or disgusting substance. Named after the actual definition which is the fluids that come out of a recently dead woman usually a nice cocktail of embalming fluid and leftover bodily fluids. Elderly women over 60 are preferred for this but beggars can't be choosers.

To get it you must go to a cemetery with very liberal security and a buddy you trust enough to commit breaking and entering with. You will also need said buddy to help you dig up the grave. Once you've hit pay dirt and found the corpse you put your lips around the vagina of the dead woman and have your buddy jump off a tombstone and onto the corpse's stomach and wait for the mung to splash up into your mouth.
Ewww Jessica just stepped in mung while wearing flip-flops.
by DennisIsEvil October 20, 2006
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The accumulation of grease, hand lotion, dead skin, hair, Diet Coke, and food crumbs that accumulates on the rollers inside a computer mouse.
I had to go into Sherry's office about every four or five weeks and scrape the mung off the rollers in her mouse, when elsewhere in the department, this practice was necessary maybe once every eight or ten months (and most people were clever enough to figure out how to do it themselves).
by Spacklepants November 16, 2006
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Munging

Eating poo directly from the anus.
Hutch "hey carri, I'm hungry"
Carri "well u can eat my arse"

Hutch "oh cheers m8! I enjoy munging"
by Jungleman80 January 25, 2012
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Munge

The girl I got with last night had a munge
by Wiggas October 18, 2017
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A sticky glob of nastiness left on the end of a Louisville Slugger that was roughly inserted into the vagina of a fat sweaty woman for her sexual pleasure.
Dude, did you see the mung left on that bat after he fucked Holly with it? Nasty!
by Wiseman July 07, 2006
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Noun; The Japanese word for pussy or vagina.
Watashi wa mung mung ga suki desu. Trans: I like pussy.
by Arikawani July 08, 2012
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Munge

Similar to minge, but used in the Southern Parts of Victoria Australia it's used as an insult to someone for doing something stupid.
"Angus, you f***ing munge!"
by sickladc**t November 07, 2012
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