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Butthole mumbo jumbo

It’s the term used to describe the stuff that stupid people say.
Bre keeps talking about how you can cook with the cheesy stuff that she gets in her hoo haa and I can’t handle anymore of her butthole mumbo jumbo.
by Shegruwell December 10, 2018
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Kimbo Mumbo

The term to describe a small boy who thinks he's a lot taller than in actuality, most likely plays Fortnite unironically and has inhuman greasy fingers. He will say people are beneath him just for the sake of it, usually calling them irrelevant, irrelevant and on the odd occasion, irrelevant. Along with playing Fortnite unironically, he also believes to be the greatest player of all time; and partakes in the small Fortnite cul- I mean clan known as RT Clan (also unironic).
So if you know a Kimbo Mumbo, seek help immediately, as they are classed as high danger individuals.
He looks both high and drunk, but is neither.
He's a Kimbo Mumbo.
by notbencowan August 31, 2020
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Kimbo Mumbo

A short manchild with destructive tendancies. Runs around in circles attacking anyone in sight and eats anything he sees, including human skin. Has connections to Elon Musk and probably Kim Jong-Un too. If given the chance he could end the world via nuclear warheads and inappropriate sexual tension. A true force to be reckoned with.
Oh no it's Kimbo Mumbo, we gotta get out of here or he'll kidnap, beat and eat us!
by notbencowan June 15, 2020
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Kimbo Mumbo

by BobRossIDontDoDrugs March 14, 2020
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Kimbo Mumbo

a morbidly obese manchild with thicker thighs than your mum and fewer braincells than a scouse roadman on pcp
You literally cannot use this comment on anyone because kimbo mumbo cannot form a cohesive sentence in english - we haven't tried any other languages so I'll get back to you once we do.
by notbencowan May 17, 2021
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Horizontal Mumbo

Sex engaged on a counter top or similar structure.
I bet you would take an Alabama blacksnake in an alleyway while doing the horizontal mumbo!
by FartFucker69 March 28, 2015
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Sideways Mumbo

Dancing sideways. The girl is usually facing towards the ceiling and the male the floor. This in no way means sex.
I heard Billie and Sarah were doing the Sideways Mumbo the other day!
by NHP5000 August 27, 2009
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