Mumbles

What you call a person who never speaks clearly or always mumbles.

I can't understand a word mumbles is saying!

by Richard Stands June 1, 2017

Mumblers

A girl wearing a pair of pants so tight, like a camels toe, but tight enough so you can see her lips moving.
Hence "the mumble", "i can see her lips are moving, but i cant work out what she's saying".
see whispers, cameltoe

She's wearing mumblers.
A large group of overweight, mumbler wearing women just walked by, i feel ill.

by yobbo April 25, 2003

Mumblecunt

A person who insists on engaging others in lengthy conversations whilst simultaneously speaking with a total disregard for both diction and appropriate use of volume. In effect taking the act of simply mumbling and elevating it, by way of conversational persistence, to a level of cuntishness. Therefore becoming referred to as a mumblecunt.

Hey Dave we should get going, Terry's coming this way and he's a right fucking mumblecunt.

by RatBikeNate November 30, 2020

post mumble (second Mumble)

Post Mumble is what somebody does after they say something that they think is funny. It consists of a mumble/laugh. It is a repetition of the phrase that was just said. It is usually done by nerds or dweebs.

You look like a hippo! Hwaha youer look lieke aen hippore hhaw haw!! Post Mumble (second Mumble)

by Danny 123561992 October 31, 2008

duck 'n' mumble

The old "duck 'n' mumble is an age old technique for avoiding any one who seeks to interupt you in your never ending quest to buy shite from shops. For instance, Big Issue sellers, strange middle #age women with clip boards who "only need a minute love", or the vultures from the compensation companies.
Basically, you bow the head slightly, perhaps with a look away from the idiot in question, and mumble an apology.

{Big Issue Joey}: Biiiiiiiiiiig Isssssue saaar?
{You, giveing the old duck 'n' mumble, and talking in a barely legible way}:*mumble* no thanks mate* *mumble

This can be replaced with "I'm too busy", "Sorry mate", or a personal favourite, "Piss off"

by Waster September 30, 2005

Rocker's Mumble

A condition common among lead singers of rock bands, characterized by an awful butchering of otherwise simple lyrics. Rocker's Mumble is partially responsible for causing people to stop caring about lyrics. This condition can be caused by use of narcotics or the singer's style quirks.

Ozzy Osbourne does not have rocker's mumble. Though you can't understand him when he's talking, he's clear as crystal when singing.

Kurt Cobain had a case of rocker's mumble, more due to the grunge style than anything else.

by MachineCode May 11, 2007

cunt mumbler

This refers to a vagina that undergoes a horrifically extreme orgasm experience has the ability to sound similar to when a female moans deeply during extreme satisfaction. In rare cases, it is mistaken as queefing.

After turning off the vibrator, Jane realized that it was her cunt mumbler that was making noises during her extreme orgasms.

by thadelus January 30, 2009