Mozzarella Stick

The act or instance of jerking off immediately after eating Doritos, without licking the cheese of your fingers first

After playing Call of Duty for 48 hours straight, I had a bag of Doritos, performed the Mozzarella Stick, and washed myself with mountain dew.

by False_Prince January 26, 2015

mozzarella dick

When you cut up mozzarella sticks and wrap them around your dick so a girl will blow you.

Guy 1: "Man I tried so hard to get head from that girl last night."
Guy 2: "Just make a mozzarella dick, that always works."

by Cheeeeeeseeee February 26, 2017

Cursed Mozzarella Stick

When you take a shit in a deep fryer and serve it to your friends with Marinara sauce.

Friend 1: Now it's time for the appetizer, Cursed Mozzarella Sticks!
Friend 2: What in the hell could that be?
Friend 1: Oh you'll find out soon enough. I just need to use the bathroom first.

by stiltmaster September 13, 2022

Mozzarella Stick

The process when a male solidifies a large amount of semen right after sex. When it is ready, he forms it into a rod shape using his hand, then deep fries it and/or breads it. He then force feeds it to his sexual partner.

Dude, I just mozzarella sticked my girlfriend last night. I got so horny.

My boyfriend just mozzarella sticked me last night. He really knows how to cook.

by Not a Pidgeon April 25, 2013

mozza

Derogatory term used to describe muslims. A term usually used by Hindu's.

I can't stand the mozza's around here, they stick together too much

by Kiz411 June 28, 2005

mozza

Short for mozzarella, mild and rubbery Italian cheese that is often eaten melted, as on pizza

When the waiter comes back, I'm going to order some mozza sticks.

by Sam December 31, 2004

Mozzed

To be in an incredible poor state, usually used to describe someone who has had too much to drink and is now describable only as unfit to live. Usually followed by a period of sustained paralysis in which one lays (usually naked) on the sofa all day and makes strange guttural gargling noices.

Did you see Will last night? He drank too much. He was completely Mozzed.

by Jarack2211 May 30, 2016