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Monticello

Small town in southern Kentucky situated on Lake Cumberland. Unless you were born here, you are NOT from here. You could live here for 50 years and still be an outsider.

If you are not from here and decide to visit, heed this word of advise..."do not leave the paved road!"

Middle of nowhere where roads were built to let the people out.
Local: "Use ain't from round these parts, is use?"
Outsider: "I seem to be lost"
Local: chkk-chkk "Use bedder git ta goin"
Outsider: "Can you..."

POW (sound of gunfire)

An outsider was going through Monticello to Lake Cumberland when he made a wrong turn toward Bugwood and nobody ever saw him again. Reckon he didn't listen.

Primary language spoken is Hillbilly. An interpreter may be needed for outsiders.
by Dangerous Grace June 29, 2009
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Mountie

A common phrase within investment banking circles for a software developer with limited or zero true commercial capabilities. Mounties are often also considered to have poor communication skills and questionable hygiene practices.

On rare occasions, a Mountie can be a British national. This is rare (see Urban Dictionary definition Rare as Rocking Horse Shit). More commonly, a Mountie comes from developing countries and receives sub-standard training in the UK.
"Can you write me a 'hello world' example in C# please?"

"I'm afraid that's beyond my abilities, I'm a Mountie"
by billybobbobcat October 24, 2011
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Monticrystal

A pervert and a masochist but has a heart of gold.
Monticrystal some dood in youtube.
by dndtvt April 10, 2010
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mountie

An odd creature which lurks in the far reaches of Canada (also known as Canadia), and is trusted with gun-like objects and large things which hold the solitary purpose of whacking things. Tends to drink a lot.
Help! She's choking on a butterfly! Call a mountie!
by George W. Fucker November 8, 2003
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Mounting the Curb

the act of climbing onto a huge person then proceeding to begin sexual intercourse

co-founded by: xErrror (twitch username) and ChrissieJ1S (twitch username)
"If you're going to be hittin' that, you'll need to be mounting the curb."
by Friscko May 2, 2019
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mountcokeorangerootbeersoda

i just wanted to say who ever made that stupid shit up above is a faggot, why dont u just say lets get some beer, u ferry go drink some smirnoff with the bitches
by Pinto Joe the ricer killer February 5, 2003
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Mountian Range

More than two pimples or zits on a person's face.
Girl 1: Hey do you wanna go to Jason's party tonight?

Girl 2: No, I can't. I have a hunge mountian range on my forhead.

Girl 1: You should use pro-active.
by prettyprincess12345678 May 26, 2010
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