matti nykänen

finnish skijumper, born 1963 in jyväskylä.
awards: olympic medals 4 golds 1 silver, world championships 4 golds 1 silver 3 bronze.
today matti make his penalty from stabbing.
short CV: skijumper, burglar, male-stripper, alcoholist, clown, celebrity. read more matti

elämä on laiffii
life is just life
elämä on ihmisen parasta aikaa
life is the best time in life
ehkä join, ehkä en, so not
maybe I drink, maybe not, so not

by matti March 13, 2005

monticello

(also refered to as "the ghetto", montighetto, monti)
Urban center of rural Sullivan County NY. Home of Jerry the Bum, who is our homeless wandering mascot, and the famous Blue Ho, officially known as the Blue Horizon Diner. Natives of Monticello know that the only day to efficiently navigate the entrails of the city from Memorial Day until Labor Day is Saturday, because there is an over-population of minivan driving Orthodox Jews who migrate from NYC every year. The main source of entertainment among the youth is to congregate at the 24 hour Wal-Mart or enjoy the herbal entertainment from the local dealer.
Monticello is also home to the smell of the Sullivan County landfill, which can be incredibly putrid on a hot day.

Monticello provides the optimum learning environment for the young aspiring thug who just isn't ready for the bad streets of NYC.

by Love for Monti May 4, 2005

Mattiekins

a very sexy boyfriend, normally naughty by nature happens to be loving, sexy cool and everything embetween, Real names is normally matt or matthew

MATTIEKINS

by lenaqbaebee September 30, 2010

Mitticism

A response to a question that begins by appearing to answer the question and ends by explaining that the speaker doesn't want to answer that question, at least not now, though there will be a time for that later.

Energy Policy Mitticism: "I have a different approach I think, generally, to the role of government as it relates to energy, as well as other aspects of our economy. And it flows from a growing perspective I have throughout my life and, frankly, during this campaign about the power of individuals as opposed to government, individuals pursuing their interests and dreams. I know that we have members of the media here right now, so I’m not going to go through that in great detail."

by virago August 22, 2012

Monti'erra

An extraordinary beatufully gorgeous girl. The type that blows a guys mind as she walks through the door. A monti'erra is somebody you know you can trust. The girl you go to when you least expect a friend to actually be there for you. After being around her, you start to feel as if you met another person like yourself. She's awesome and extremely popular. The type of popular that she doesnt really care about being. She just lives life to have fun. Never stuck up and always a joy to be with. ;BEAUTIFUL

aye, look at that Monti,erra. damn, she look fine.
WOW, i wish i was a Monti'erra !

by JaydaPrettyGirl-Rockinn'ihtt November 13, 2011

don mattingly

The greatest 1st Baseman to ever play the game of Baseball.

Don Mattingly should be in the hall of fame.

by Oddjob January 11, 2005

Mattie

A Mattie is an amazing person who absolutely loves making people happy. Matties are cute, sexy, strong, but very independent. They dont show emotions easily and make you work to become parts of theyre lives but once your in ur golden. Matties are reliable and very dependable. Matties are the girls that you try to keep in your lives. Ones you love the most.

Mattie is an all around perfect lovable person who does what she believes n and doesnt follow the pack.

by KimberlyBaby01 February 4, 2010