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motivational clap

Basically it is a clap that.. ermm...motivates someone. Usually used when someone needs speeding up or used by me just to piss people off.
In Top Shop (just leaving...well I wanted to)

Laura C: oh look at that top/skirt/etc over there!

Laura(me): no no no! lets leave now! c'mon lets go! *clap clap clap*


Any Random occasion

Laura(me) : ooohh motivational clap for *insert name* *clap clap clap*
Other: Laura
Laura(me): yea?
Other: Shut up
by Laura December 19, 2003
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motivation

One thing that is really hard to get, especially when someone is a lazy-ass muthasucka.
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: Mr. X, may I turn in my essay at the next class meeting?
TEACHER (MR. X): Didn't I tell all of my students that I don't accept late assignments?!
LAZY-ASS STUDENT: ...yeah, I guess.... I was late at our first class...
TEACHER: (turn his head, collect his stuff, and walk away with a I-don't-give-a-damn kind of face...)
by uglyron January 25, 2004
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pussy motivation

When someone keeps going out because they keep getting laid and they know they shouldn't be going out anymore but they have this motivation.

Or

Someone stops going out because they think they have grown out of it. But really they are not getting action so they don't see the point of going out anymore. This person does not have motivation. This person needs pussy motivation to get him back on the prowl.
"I cant handle going out anymore."
"What? Its because you don't have pussy motivation."
by dman0523 October 20, 2009
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Moderation

Fred announced he would be drinking in moderation to no one in particular, because he didn't actually have any friends.
by arcanepurposes December 7, 2011
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Motivational Poster

a picture that has a subtitle underneath. were originally used to motivate but the internet changed that by instead of making them they made funny jokes with the subtitle
guy: that Motivational Poster was pretty funny

other guy: yeah but it really didn't motivate.
by rudy1143 January 13, 2010
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Motivation Cookie

A cookie that is consumed prior to or during a certain task or activity that requires one's full attention.
It is four in the morning on a Wednesday and I have a paper due in just a few short hours, so I buckled down and munched a Motivation Cookie so I could win at paper writing.
by Ninth Floor Writers March 15, 2011
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motivational paralysis

When you're motivated to get up and get things done but you feel overwhelmed with having to choose where to start. After spending some time planning things out, you find yourself sitting around not really accomplishing anything.
On his day off, Jack wasn't sure how he wanted to spend his day so he spent the entire morning laying in his bed staring at the ceiling. A condition known as motivational paralysis.
by fb1907 April 18, 2018
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