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a fuck mothering vampire

I was walking down the street then I saw a fuck mothering vampire
by I eat ass and fap all day October 24, 2017
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mish moshing

Just walking around occaisionly doing stuff, doing whatever comes up and just taking it as it comes.
Hey come to my house and we'll just mish mosh around before we leave

Before we came we were just mish moshing at my house
by Tex77_Aus October 4, 2009
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Motherinlawsrophobia

The fear of your crazy mother-in-law who think you are a horrible influence on her son/daughter (your wife/husband). You are especially motherinlawstrophobic when you are left ALONE with her.
Chris: Hey, Mrs. Calhoun. How are you doing tod-

Janet (mother-in-law): Don't talk to me! Your lucky you're allowed to LOOK at my daughter without me slapping you! You know that she almost married my best friend's brother's aunt's son-in-law? Yeah, he went to HARVARD. And where did you go? Community college? Whoop-dee-doo. Hooray for failure! You know she could divorce you whenever she wanted to! If you ever say ANYTHING rude to her, I told her she has permission to WALK OUT ON THIS MARRIAGE. Yeah, she can find a better man. Like the one that went to Harvard. Yeah, MR. HARVARD IS BETTER THAN YOU.

Chris: I HAVE MOTHERINLAWSTROPHOBIA!! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU INSANE, PSYCHO FREAK!

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Marie: Hey Mrs. Henderson!

Katie (mother-in-law): Suck it.

Marie: *in whisper* Motherinlawsrophobia sucks.
by That one crazy neighbor November 1, 2009
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moshing

pple mosh to heavyish music that has a good storng beat.moshing involves body-slaming and shoving others into the middle of the group of pple.the best moshers are usually tall broad guys as they can be shoved by other tall broad guys without being sent flying.to see the best capture of moshing on tape watch the video to the song'Smells like teen spirit' by 'Nirvana'.watch the audience when there standing.the roughest part is actuall moshing. moshing sounds like a dangous and pointless activity but it is actually amazing for the pple in the moshpit.dont knock it till youve tried it
watch the music videos and go to a Bullet for my Valintine consert and you will get the idea
mosher - Wall of Death - circle pit
some music videos that show moshing are:
Smells like teen spirit-Nirvana
Duality-Slipknot
by pombear May 4, 2006
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Moshing

to jump up and down ; dance like no one is watching
will be found in action at a moshpit
by flint August 16, 2003
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MOSHING

Brit slang a style of energetic sinuous dancing done in a crowded space especially to heavy metal or thrash music and usually done in a moshpit, the area in front of the stage at a gig
perhaps a mixture of SQUASH + MASH music
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Joseph Motherington

Man who lived way back yonder in long-ago New England, known for telling the tales of ye old parent's bedroom thou night before. Knows your mother very well.
Young Lad: Hoo hoo! Look at that scallywag, Joseph Motherington!
Joseph Motherington: I had sex with your mom.
Young Lad: Pish Posh you collateral pitterlog!
by aldritch's bitch May 25, 2021
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