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mommandeer

(vb) to commandeer a conversation initiated by a childless person or respond condescendingly to a childless person during a conversation for any of the following reasons:
- to emphasize how little he/she knows because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how easy he/she really has it because he/she doesn't even have KIDS
- to emphasize how trivial the hard work he/she does truly is in comparison to doing ANY work and having KIDS at the same time
Melissa: I'm feeling really tired today. I've been running around all week. Between volunteering at the homeless shelter, my day job, my part time job, and going back to school...I hardly have time to relax.
Alison: Oh, stop complaining. You think you're busy? Try having kids.
John: Wow, Alison. Way to mommandeer the conversation.
by bubblesburst April 28, 2011
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Hood Momma

Born and raised in the Streets/Ghetto. She is well connected. She knows what's she wants and knows how to get it. She often has more than one child. She uses her cunning, sexuality, street smarts, baby daddy or daddy's, and assistance from the government to provide for herself and her children.
Hood Momma lives in a shack but them kids stay fat!
by J*Skeezy April 12, 2015
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Neito Monoma

Neito Monoma is a character from My Hero Academia.
His quirk is copy, he used to copy 3 quirks with for 5 minutes, but now Monoma can copy 4 quirks for 10 minutes. Neito has a lot of hate for class 1-A, he's been hating on them because he only heard about Testutestu's complains about them and also because of Bakugo. Neito likes French cuisine and Franco-Belgian comics. His hero name is Phantom Thief, his birthday is on May 13th which is also Shindo's birthday. He may be rude to class 1-A but with his classmates he's really supportive and friendly with them, whenever they're down Monoma will surely come and comfort them. He's based on a real life person which is Dane Deehan (an actor). He's 5'7 and born in Kanagawa Prefecture. His reasoning behind his hero outfit is because kendo said "he said his quirk was copy so he didn't need anything extreme". The three stopwatches in his outfit is supposed to tell the duration of the quirks he copied, he can also trick his opponents to thinking he can only copy three quirks and that he has a bit of time left until the quirk runs out. He's also an underrated character
??: "What do you think about Neito Monoma?"

???: "Dude he's my favorite character!"

??: "Same!! I'm so glad you think that!"
by neitosimp24/7 February 27, 2022
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Older than yo momma

An insult towards your mother often used by 9-year-olds that waste their days playing fornite and watching Jake Paul.
Guy 1: That joke is older than yo momma
Anna: *cries hysterically*
by annacantalk_alot November 16, 2018
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momma birding

(v.) The act of feeding a person or animal from your mouth. The food is most often chewed by the first individual before being transfered.
by davakon August 7, 2011
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Momar

The type of name given to someone who is an extraordinarily handsome and amazing person.
Wow that guy is a total chad!

Well duh! His name is Momar!
by Not-Momar December 27, 2022
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Ur moma are's giey

Kind of like "Ur mom gay" but even better. Even harder to deflect or reverse.

Are's = are/arse
Person 1: Henlo
Person 2: Ur moma are's giey
*Person 1 fell to death*
by IncogBoii May 30, 2018
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