monsterswamp

commonly associated with a female who bears one unkempt or over grown pubic area.

"i went to munch out this chick the other day but she had a 'monsterswamp' so i came right back up."

by redeyedkiwi February 8, 2010

Mass Monster

A Mass Monster is a person who is consisted of nothing but pure hard gained muscle. They usually skip most of their classes and go out of their way to go to a school gym. The weight room is pretty much their second home.

What’s that clanging noise in the weight room? I thought it was closed.
Oh that’s probably just Elijah being a Mass Monster .

by YazDef February 20, 2020

The one eyed monster

Term/code name for your penis

I gotta go take the one eyed monster to the optometrist.

by Tony GuizzettiKingTG December 13, 2017

Now wait just a diddly darn minute

Euphemism for "wait a minute" or "hold the phone." Typically used when one is experiencing an epiphany or life-altering escapade.

"Now wait just a diddly darn minute," said Vanessa after hearing the news about Harambe's murder.

by K8theGr8est March 16, 2017

hide the monster

This is a slang term for the act of having sex.
inserting the penis in the vagina aka hiding the monster

hey what did you two do last nite.
oh we went down in the basement and played hide the monster.

by [e-mail] January 24, 2008

Microsoft Minutes

Times claimed by Microsoft products to complete tasks (installing products, copying files, etc). Swings both ways, can be greatly exaggerated or massively optimistic.

A- "How long till your done with that OS install?"
B- "About 5 minutes"
A- "Is that Microsoft Minutes?"
B- "Yeh"
A- "See you in an hour"

by Dicer April 27, 2006

sleeve monster

the magical creature that eats the sleeves off of men's t shirts in the morning as they leave their house, thus resulting in the tough guy sleeveless t shirt look

"oh shit....sleeve monster caught you this morning huh?"

by P Mills October 8, 2008