Monster 

The best energy drink ever made
It's like redbull on crack
College Student/IB Student drug of choice.

"So, in the past 3 days I've had 3 hours of sleep and 9 Monsters, which is the only reason i'm currently functioning"

Monster by Minnie Mouse On Crack October 10, 2007

Monster 

An energy drink high in sugar, caffeine, taurine, and guarana.
it comes in large cans and because of the size makes them taste terrible.

What are you drinking?

A monster

can i have some

Hellz no Byotch!

Monster by Yellow35 March 17, 2008

monster 

The ugliest fatest fucking girl alive and one that has the biggest/nicest boobs I have ever seen. But luckily she cleans up well.

Steven and Monster should go have ganex with each other.

monster by Monster hater May 13, 2005

Monster 

An energy drink that tastes like shit, but 95% of teenagers think it's cool to drink and collect the tabs. Honestly, it's not even good. Don't think you're hardcore for drinking it, don't think it's cool. People usually drink them so they'll have "energy", or to get hyper. Afterwards you crash.
Monster sucks.
Along with Monster, we also have RockStar, Full Throttle, Lost, Red Bull, BooKoo.

Boy 1 : Monster's my favorite energy drink.
Boy 2 : Monster's terrible dude, it's so poser.

Monster by sayrah go rawhrr February 10, 2008

Monster 

a girl/guy that is acting crazy or wild, similiar to a monster

someone you are dating

He was such a monster, running around the party like a lunatic asking every girl for her number.

Monster by Joy Gendzel February 10, 2005

monster 

The nickname of former CART-champ and current F1 racer, Juan Pablo Montoya.

Monster just ran into Schumey for the umteenth time!

monster by Sean Brian Kirby June 4, 2003

Monster 

An energy drink that looks like piss and tastes like shit. The only reason people drink it is to improve their image.

It's also funny how the people who drink Monster(an energy drink mind you)spend most of their time on sitting on their ass.

I drink Monster therefore I must be really cool. (Drinks the soda) Now I have enough energy to do absolutely nothing for the rest of the day.

Monster by Coolman McCool March 5, 2009