monkeyfuck

same as clusterfuck. a big mess caused by too many people doing a task and getting in eachother's way.

Look at all these people pushing to get out the fireescape. What a monkeyfuck!

by wordguy September 28, 2012

monkeycunt

Subterranean music agent / serial killer look-a-like

No, you make the tea you silly fack'in monkeycunt nonce case

by Jon Rowe November 20, 2003

monkeycumdrunkfagasscrackhead

some one who likes wierd sex

o how i would be a monkeycumdrunkfagasscrackhead for a million dollars(says robin)

by jekelhydearies December 29, 2007

Moneyfucker Jesus

Not the real Jesus. The Jesus that some bible thumpers believe in who believe that if you don't "tithe" that is don't give ten percent of the money you make to there church God and/or Jesus is against you and will do nothing for you.

Man:I must be dead1 Is that you Jesus?
Jesus:Yeah,the ten dollars you owe me?
Man:I ain't got ten dollars.
Jesus:Then your going to hell till I get my ten dollars.
Man:I'm dead I can't get ten dollars.
Jesus:Too bad. Next.
And that's an example of moneyfucker Jesus.

by Deep blue 2012 February 20, 2010

Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.

Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!

by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008

Monkeypuss

(n, college/internet slang) An unshaved genitalia, especially relating to the external vagina.
A very hairy pussy.
A primate's vagina.
Some album by a Swedish band named Entombed.

Are you giving me a blowj-- Oh my god thats your vagina.

A:That new French girl's hot.
B:Yeah, well i heard she owns a monkeypuss.
A:A what?
B:You know.. down there...
A:Oh i get it.

by Xent December 24, 2007

monkeyface

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA

Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)

by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004