monk

-verb (used without object)

1. to defecate in a common area without provocation
The drunken, boisterous roommate shamelessly monked in the TV room.
by wooplight February 28, 2007
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Monk

Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
I'm also misunderstood. I need to straighten slanted things and correct grammatical and spelling errors. I also have the tendency to close doors. Up until the word "doors" there were 47 words in this entry. So, I'm going to add words to make that number a multiple of 13, my favourite number. Note: numbers aren't words.
Monk is a fairly misunderstood detective. He has OCD, which, although the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive disorder", should be the abbreviation for "obsessive compulsive detective".
by Joe Blowe June 30, 2006
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Monk

Originates from the term monkfishing, which means to fish for a monk (an attractive women) in a bar or social environment.

Monk is used to describe a stunning women.
Shit check out that monk over there, she is awesome!

Mate I hooked up with the fittest monk last night
by Michael Rogers May 28, 2008
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monk

1. a friend or acquaintance

2. a greeting to a friend or acquaintance used in a similar manner is "homeboy", "vato", "g", and "homey ill skillet".
1. Steve-o is awesome. He is such a monk.

2. What up monk?
by Chiggers Dudley April 13, 2008
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Monk

To monk is to be OCD. 110% organized.
Buck monked out the warehouse. It was OCD clean.
by ConejoView October 6, 2016
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monk

an idiot; somone who acts dumb.
It's used primarily when you don't want to swear, but you want to get your point out.
Wow, I can't believe you just said that. Stop being a monk!
You're such a monk!
by pari October 16, 2004
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Monked it

Used as slang for masturbation, as monks cannot have sex they must "monk it" to relieve the sexual tension.
How many times have you monked it?
Got any thing you monked it to recently?
by KarCraft May 27, 2015
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