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Parallel monogamy

The practice of having multiple sexually or romantically committed relationships at the same time, with the consent of all partners involved, with the goal of finding a monogamous life partner. It is more time efficient than serial monogamy.
She decided parallel monogamy was the only way to find the father of her future children before her biological clock ran out.
by Raul Terra February 24, 2021
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Mongatron

Someone without any technical ability, capable of breaking electronics simply by being in the same room. Usually roared in a loud voice before breaking more equipment.
Is that another broken laptop? Becky is such a Mongatron!
by Ally-B. July 20, 2011
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Moraga

See; Orinda
Rich white kids who do nothing besides pretend to be black. Some asians present.
Yo, that wigger's a fucking nut sack.
by Chris February 27, 2005
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mongaloid

Derived from the term 'mongol', to describe someone who has downs syndrome (retard).
You utter mongaloid
by donn January 19, 2003
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Moraga

A small town in California that wishes it was still the 1950s, though fails to understand that it's the mid 2010s. The majority of the population is either over 60 or under 30.
The population is largely comprised of Whites and Asians (though most behave as if they wished to be a reverse Michael Jackson), though an Indian and African American population also exist, but are far less prevalent.
Most of the community is extremely easily agitated by those who do not indulge in the 1950s fantasy (or simply those who do not enjoy the outdoors, or those who dislike athletic activities).
Largely a community created by the local Saint Mary's College's (the college fostering the largest acceptance rate in California) student base graduates and/or alumni.
When Jamie left Moraga, he was surprised to learn that technology beyond automobiles existed.
by McDaddy's Big Patties November 7, 2017
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Monogamish

Any man, woman or couple that engages in limited, casual hook-ups with or without their significant other.
"My wife and I lead a, Monogamish lifestyle.
by VG6373 October 12, 2011
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Moraga

I thought I was in Danville until I realized there was no way to get on the freeway, so I knew I must be in Moraga.
by Adolph <3 May 6, 2009
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