momma drama

when you or someone you know can't do something because of your mother stopping you. she's all up in your face and you just don't want to deal with it so you take it.
-argument between a child and his mother

Mark: hey man so what's going on tonight?
Dom: sorry man can't come out tonight, i got some momma drama to deal with.
Mark: For serious? yo i had some crazy momma drama last week she was all up in my face and i was like whaaaaat?
Dom: ...i need some new friends

by colours91 December 1, 2010

Momma Birding

The act of transferring liquid or food, mouth to mouth, to another individual. Most commonly done with alcoholic beverages at clubs.

Oh my god I was at the club last night and like was totally momma birding this really hot guy and it was like so in.

by Skarrow October 25, 2016

Momma's boy

Some say a momma's boy is a punk or sissy.
But I'm here to tell you these so called momma's boys are good men.
Who actually respect you & treat you like the Princess you are!
Unless you are not then stay with the cheating dirt bag who left you in the gutter.

1 He is one who loves &respects women (when other little brat kids are talking back and being disrespectful)

2 Shows respect to all women & adults

3 Protective of his friends & family (isn't that what you want as women a men who will stand up for you and protect you and yours)

4 Prob was the man of his house at a young age - making them have much more experence of being a real man

5 Receiver of much love very affectionate - Omg he might even kiss you in public

6 and I'm sure he will not leave the toilet seat up & let you fall in

Queen Mom

I meet this man he's smart, kind and soooo handsome. He makes his own decisions, respects women & he's an awsome football player not a punk at all u should see him play he's a beast!! Future NFL star. They say he's a Momma's boy and he loves his Mom alot!! But don't we all!! That shows me he's a family man & will be a great husband and father one day! To a real women. His momma didn't raise no fool.

by BIZ 55 February 9, 2010

momma's little helper

Another name for any antidepressant.

Linda would not have made it thru the day if not for momma's little helper.

by Texarkanapilot August 12, 2006

Momma Rocks

Anything that you think funny, even hilarious and witty. Even if it means that it insults your friends.

Haha, I Momma Rocksed yo ass!

Yah and in front of Marie too....

by Naterade October 12, 2006

Momma-Glove

A young man, who, despite studying at university still lives at home with both mother and pet rabbit Jacob. A momma-glove's mother will drive him daily to university. The subject adheres to a strict regime of glove wearing, pie eating and casual depression. The daily glove is chosen from a wicker basket- in which contains the left hand mitt of many a design of glove- the momma glove prefers a fingerless black and white striped number with "Emo" motif. The subject's frequently talks about his predicament with his councillor/rabbit, Jacob. The name is derived from the subjects equal love of both mother and glove. The subject is also usually obese.

Sloon: "Hey, look at that guy in his mum's car eating a pie"
Quinn: "Oh shit, yeah, and what's with his glove collection"
Sloon: "he's such a momma-glove"
Quinn: "I know right."

by Squinn III of Northumberland March 13, 2009

momma no

saying used when all else has failed and all yuo can do is run away and scream for your momma

ahh spider no momma no

by Farfignewton January 29, 2005