maliphobia

the fear of people named Amalia

person a: "have you met amalia"
person b: "yeah, she scares me. i have maliphobia"

by tyedyesupreme July 28, 2021

moip

pussie juice

dirty bitch! shes moiped all over me

by Joe n Matthew March 19, 2004

East Moline

East Moline is a multi racial town of about 20 thousand. crackers live aboove the hill in the nice houses, and the spicks and black people live below the hill in the once nice, now shitty houses. Below the hill is called "watertown". i have no idea why though. there is always a billion fucking cops anywhere in this town. so dont fuckin speed or try and run or kill someone. u will get caught. the high school is called United Township(aka UT) and you cannot spell slUT without UT. in this shit hole of a town.there is almost nothing fun to do. you can walk around aimlessly and most likely end up at mcdonalds, drink underage or in the summer go to willow springs(pool). East moline is boring as fuck but its cool still. u meet some ghetto ass kids that teach the rich white boys how to smoke pot or chug a bottle. eventually everyone just hangs and drinks together. there are two catholic schools that merged that no one knows about even in that town. your an outcast if you go there. umm idk what else to say so the end

East moline is a boring ass town. last night i walked around and threw firecrackers at random things with some buddies

by Balls mclongdong March 8, 2009

MLIPS

it means "My life is perpetually single"

guys/girls who don't have any significant others and want one say this

(guys and girls dancing and making out and having fun as couples)

girl 1: why do we never get to have fun with our boyfriends, if we had any?!

girl 2: i know i hate that mlips

by Sashax12345 January 24, 2010

mlip mlops

male flip flops.
- created by Julie Mason
April 5th 2008

I like your mlip mlops, Kevin.
Damn that guys mlip mlops look mad gay.

by Julie Mason April 5, 2008

Mollipop

a blowjob from a girl named Molly. One of the best experiences ever, if i do say so myself.

Molly just gave me a killer mollipop on the way to the game.

by getsshitdone July 25, 2011

Molpage

A word used when there is nothing else to say and you cannot think of anything more creative to use.

Means absolutely nothing, other than "space filler".

Can be used for other situations where the word seems pointless.

Created when a boyfriend did not know what to say to his girlfriend, and the word "molpage" was used, may also have words before it such as "total", to make "total molpage".

"This is total molpage"

"...er... molpage..."

"total molpage!"

by jason_uk February 1, 2006