shicky mickys

This is a Scottish slang term which is used in a particular retail shop when selling computers to the unsuspecting public.

Whereas an English Sales Assistant would say...Yes Sir, this particular model boasts all the latest upgrades, software and hardware at no addtional cost to you.

Aye mate, it comes wie' aw' the Shickey Mickys an nat kno'.?

by Stuart "The Gub" Wilson August 14, 2005

Micky

An asshole who takes advantage of girls and dumps them the next day. He gets all emo and threatens to kill himself. A complete pussy.

So I took advatage od some chick and dumped her the next day.


you're such a micky! -slaps in face-

by ditzystubbz March 7, 2009

pigs micky

To make a complete and utter balls of something

Thats a all wrong you've made a pigs micky out of it

by DAVRAV July 27, 2006

micky mouse

Ugly Mouse

Thats Micky

by Anonymous March 15, 2003

Mocky Syndrome

A rare condition which was discovered in the late 50's by a white man visiting pakistan. The Mocky species has been known to carry this condition for centuries. It is made up of every disease known to mad resulting in a disturbed hairy individual, who is always tired and coughing. the only known cure comes in the form of Coca-Cola taken twice daily during meal times. sodium chloride and vinigar potato snacks are vital for the condition to be kept under control. Mocky has known to resemble that of a terrorist, who seeked asylum in the UK nearly 20 years ago.

WARNING: He is known to be contageous

Doctor Doctor, ive got a cold
Doctor Doctor, ive got rabies
Doctor Doctor, ive got hey fever
Doctor doctor, ive got a bad back
Doctor Doctor, ive got arthiritis
Doctor Doctor ive got memory loss
Doctor doctor, i forgot all my other conditions, i was cotchin' in PCR

Doctor: Im afraid youve got Mocky Syndrome

by Mocky December 9, 2003

micky mouse

a lesbian three or four way

invented by the great sam, and also first used by the great sam, her lover erica, and her other lover stef, and occasionaly kristina

girl 1: Hey, do you want to hang out tonight?
girl 2: Ok! I'll call some1 else over and we can micky mouse

by santaporn January 15, 2005

mocky ball

Something that was desovered in the basement of my friends house Julie. Iit is a killer dustball which is formed on ceilings and can be deadly. Please be advised they will eat you and attack you. Keep hands and feet under the blankets at all times.

AAAA a mocky ball!! Run for your life!
I am a killer mocky ball...muhahahahaha

by Coffee crisp October 10, 2004