when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly
My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.
The state in between sober and tipsy, where you feel both the anxiety of your ability to perceive the real world in detail but also feel the hope and reassurance that you will soon be drunk.
A Mogge is a middle aged man with tendencies to be at bit snuskig. He likes to joke around, but when he does something remotely embarrassing he turns very serious. He’s often got a sore throat and makes grunting noises when speaking.
He has a glasskula and a large ändalykt.
You know the type of guy to gas and not say anything about it?