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ass mugged 

when a person wipes his rectum onto the outer region of a coffee mug(usually where the mouth will be placed) with the objective to trick another person in using that mug unknowingly
My boss took out all his crap on me today so I ass mugged him to make me feel better.
ass mugged by Jean Painter September 20, 2008
The state in between sober and tipsy, where you feel both the anxiety of your ability to perceive the real world in detail but also feel the hope and reassurance that you will soon be drunk.
"I was frantically trying to escape the reality of the situation, but i was still only moggled."
Moggled by Bowie David April 10, 2009
verb - to be drunk.

A Scottish slang word for being intoxicated.
'Alison had 8 jager-bombs last night, needless to say, she was mugged by 11 o'clock.'
Mugged by HPftw September 18, 2012
the best charector in a book ever scathing and wit + likes fish.in the books Sabrial,Lirial and Abhorsen by Garth Nix
the eighth one?
you know Mogget.
Mogget by voltaire1778 April 25, 2009
A Mogge is a middle aged man with tendencies to be at bit snuskig. He likes to joke around, but when he does something remotely embarrassing he turns very serious. He’s often got a sore throat and makes grunting noises when speaking.

He has a glasskula and a large ändalykt.
You know the type of guy to gas and not say anything about it?

Yeah, that’s Mogge.
Mogge by Maggen Kartin November 13, 2021
1. The past tense of vomiting (see: wordmag/word)
2. Having reached a state of great intoxication
Man, that asshole magged all over my floor!
Magged by Anonymous May 18, 2003